idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
