Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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