Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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