If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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