Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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