Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
