If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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