You really coming over, don't trick.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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