your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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