exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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