i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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