I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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