super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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