She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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