Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
