somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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