margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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