why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
now i know why i became what i already was.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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