I think my vagina is haunted
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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