Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let's get the cat blown out
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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