i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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