Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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