Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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