Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize