god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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