i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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