This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just google imaged poop.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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