and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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