HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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