brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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