kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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