My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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