hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
