Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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