Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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