if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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