if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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