after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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