I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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