Nicole vs. Life
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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