Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My balls are so social today.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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