I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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