So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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