He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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