I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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