I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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