we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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