Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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