There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I want her autograph on my taint
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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