didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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