quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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