Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
What a dumb baby whore.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
