I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
