do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
