Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Do vagina's smell?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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