Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Enjoy the penises
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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