ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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