dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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