Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I am available for nakedness
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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